«Weird Al» Yankovic — Whatever You Like

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[Intro]
Dm                                          F
   Hey girl, you know our economy's in the toilet
         Bb
But I'm still gonna treat you right
                                  F
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
                                  C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah


[Hook]
       Dm
Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
                  Bb
And we can clip coupons all night
                                    F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
                                  C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

                  Dm
Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
             Bb
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
                                    F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
                                    C
I said you can even have the large fries (large fries) Yeah, yeah


[Verse]
Dm
Baby you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
Bb
When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
F
Want it, you can get it, my dear
                C
I got my Costco membership card right here
         Dm
Yeah you like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
      Bb
Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin
    F
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
         C
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it


[Hook]
          Dm
Pork and beans and Minute Rice
                 Bb
And we can play Cribbage all night
                                    F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
                                  C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

                Dm
I can take you to the laundromat downtown
                   Bb
And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round
                                 F
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
                               C
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah


[Verse]
Dm
Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo'
Bb
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
F
Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
C
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
    Dm
And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
   Bb
As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
F
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
C
You ain't got to pay me, that's the way that I roll
Dm
My chick can have want she wants
                    Bb
At Wal*Mart she can pick out anything she want
                      F
I know girl you ain't never had a man like that
                     C
Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that
         Dm
Yeah you like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
      Bb
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
    F
But that's kind of far and I'm not made of cash
       C
Do you think you could chip in for gas?


[Hook]
         Dm
Mac and cheese would be all right
                       Bb
But let's send out for pizza tonight
                                    F
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
                                   C
I said you can even have the last slice (last slice) Yeah, yeah

              Dm
Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
           Bb
Now I can get free HBO
                                     F
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
                                   C
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah


[Verse]
                    Dm
And you can always ride the city bus
                Bb
Got a stack of tokens just for us
                F
Yo my wallet's fat, and full of ones
          C
It's all about the Washingtons, that's right
     Dm
You want White Castle, need White Castle
         Bb
Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
     F
You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
      C
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later


[Hook]
              Dm
Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
                 Bb
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
                                    F
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
                                  C
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

             Dm
Baby, I can give you anything you please
              Bb
Even share my government cheese
                                      F
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
                                    C                            Dm
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) Yeah, yeah

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